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Saturday, August 02, 2003
Originally published on April 12
You know what's worse than waking up with a hangover? Waking up with toe cancer. Well no it's probably not that, maybe I've been kicking too many puppies. I also find that you know you've had a good night when you wake up in the morning and most of your nails are broken. Okay that might just be me?
You also know the world is going down the toilet when someone at the Post Office steals your sister's birthday present. That's pretty lame, can you believe they even delivered the empty envelope! Some prole is out there with £50 worth of M&S vouchers, that'll be a nice change from Elizabeth Duke jewellery or buying knocked off trainers from the local market.
You know what's worse than waking up with a hangover? Waking up with toe cancer. Well no it's probably not that, maybe I've been kicking too many puppies. I also find that you know you've had a good night when you wake up in the morning and most of your nails are broken. Okay that might just be me?
You also know the world is going down the toilet when someone at the Post Office steals your sister's birthday present. That's pretty lame, can you believe they even delivered the empty envelope! Some prole is out there with £50 worth of M&S vouchers, that'll be a nice change from Elizabeth Duke jewellery or buying knocked off trainers from the local market.
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